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sprigofacacia:

Gabriel’s Horn has an infinite surface area and a finite volume, which is appropriately representative of its symbolic connection between the two.

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

intensional:

Steal His Look: Justin Bieber

Pleaser Indulge 3000 Red Boots - $79

Fake Abs T-Shirt - $15

Temporary Tattoos - $5

taylorswift:

She looks genuinely proud of herself.

You would be proud too if you had just hit an imaginary home run with an imaginary baseball bat, right out of the imaginary ball park.

Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha Solo Version)
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party-balloons:

A version with Ke$ha only

I just wanted to say that the person who was sending you disgusting asks really upsets me. I hope they don't upset you, but as a man, they really make me feel very let down. I hope they know that their behavior is absolutely unacceptable and it is not ok for them to speak to you or anyone that way.

hermionejg:

sarahsnitch:

Getting this message was shocking and upsetting. First off, everyone should know that Alex didn’t mean to message me off-anon. He made a mistake and didn’t hit anon. I confirmed this with him via text.

So let’s break down how fucked up this is:

1. This means you could have been / probably have been sending me anon messages for awhile now. Aside from creeping me out to the max, this is just another way in which you are continuing to manipulate me from behind a curtain. You think you’re doing something nice - sending me “support”, but really you’re sitting at your computer getting off on me publicly posting something you sent me anonymously. Watching me appreciate your words because I didn’t know they were from you, even though you KNOW I don’t want to hear from you and KNOW I would feel differently if I knew you’d written them.

2. Let’s look at this actual message. You feel, um, “let down” by someone sexually harassing me on Tumblr? Sorry if I don’t take that very kindly considering you sexually assaulted me. Don’t say hypocritical shit like that when you really let yourself down. And lots of other people in your life. I hope you know that your behavior is/was absolutely unacceptable. 

3. It’s really unacceptable for you to be reaching out to me, even in anon form.

4. The last person I need “support” from is you. 

omfg

- also “as a man”

- also “unacceptable behaviour”

also returning to my holiday because this is just too ridiiiiculous.

whenyougetrightdowntoit:

:crunch:

a) idk if this makes it better, but those leaves are definitely soggy and do not crunch and smell like rot.b) people ask me why i moved home from california and my response is “i missed fall”

whenyougetrightdowntoit:

:crunch:

a) idk if this makes it better, but those leaves are definitely soggy and do not crunch and smell like rot.
b) people ask me why i moved home from california and my response is “i missed fall”

mrgneiss:

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This idea got stuck in my head while watching the tick episode and I just had to see if I could make it a thing..I tried my best!! :-D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9H3lnRaiXA

humansofnewyork:

Before I return to New York portraits, I want to share some portraits and stories that I gathered on an unscheduled side trip that I took to Jerusalem. Because of the hastily arranged nature of the trip, I worked with some unorthodox interpreters, including an extremely bright sixteen year old Palestinian boy. He approached everyone quite confidently, until we got to this group, and suddenly he got fidgety and clammed up. “Um, I don’t know,” he said. “They, um, will probably say no, um, maybe we should ask someone else.”
(Jerusalem)

humansofnewyork:

Before I return to New York portraits, I want to share some portraits and stories that I gathered on an unscheduled side trip that I took to Jerusalem. Because of the hastily arranged nature of the trip, I worked with some unorthodox interpreters, including an extremely bright sixteen year old Palestinian boy. He approached everyone quite confidently, until we got to this group, and suddenly he got fidgety and clammed up. “Um, I don’t know,” he said. “They, um, will probably say no, um, maybe we should ask someone else.”

(Jerusalem)

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

lacigreen:

byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.

lacigreen:

byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.